You don't have to have kelp-for-brains to know Squidward is Bikini Bottom's king of sarcasm. We channeled that energy into this pair of turquoise Squidward socks that are perfect for grumpy days.

• Fairtrade, GOTS, and Vegan Certified
• Terry padding for comfort
• Machine wash cold. Do not Bleach. Tumble dry Low. Do not Iron.
• 80% Fairtrade Organic Cotton, 18% Recycled Polyester, 2% Elastane
• Made in India

GOTS Certified Organic Cotton: The worldwide ecological and social standard for organic fibers, free of herbicides, insecticides, and pesticides.

Fairtrade Certified: Produced in accordance with Fairtrade International's rigorous environmental, economic and social standards.

Vegan: Guarantees a product uses no animal ingredients and is not being tested on animals.

1% for the Planet: A global network donating at least 1% of annual sales to environmental solutions for a healthy planet.

Orders are processed within 1-4 business days and take 3-5 business days for shipping within the US. Typically east coast orders will take about 3 days to ship, while west coast orders may take up to 5 days.

International orders and orders to Hawaii and Alaska take 7-10 days for shipping.

Free returns for any unworn product that is still in its original packaging within 30 days of purchase. We want you to be happy with your purchase :)

• Fit for US Men’s Shoe Sizes: Small (4-8), Medium (8-13), Large (13+)
• Fit for US Women’s Shoe Sizes: Small (5-9), Medium (9-14), Large (14+)
• If you’re between sizes, size down for a tighter fit