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Squidward Socks that Protect Oceans

You don't have to have kelp-for-brains to know Squidward is Bikini Bottom's king of sarcasm. We channeled that energy into this pair of turquoise Squidward socks that are perfect for grumpy days.

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Squidward Socks that Protect Oceans

$10.00 Regular price $16.95
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: Squidward

also available in ankle
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adults unisex sizes
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soft material

made with soft, combed cotton

cushioned comfort

extra cushioned footbed

seamless feel

barely-there toe seam

eco-friendly

sustainable materials and packaging

thoughtful design

purpose-driven patterns

You don't have to have kelp-for-brains to know Squidward is Bikini Bottom's king of sarcasm. We channeled that energy into this pair of turquoise Squidward socks that are perfect for grumpy days.

• Fairtrade, GOTS, and Vegan Certified
• Knit with combed cotton yarn for a smooth feel, greater durability, and reduced pilling
• Terry padding for comfort
• Machine wash cold. Do not Bleach. Tumble dry Low. Do not Iron.
• 80% Fairtrade Organic Cotton, 18% Recycled Polyester, 2% Elastane
• Made in India

GOTS Certified Organic Cotton: The worldwide ecological and social standard for organic fibers, free of herbicides, insecticides, and pesticides.

Fairtrade Certified: Produced in accordance with Fairtrade International's rigorous environmental, economic and social standards.

Vegan: Guarantees a product uses no animal ingredients and is not being tested on animals.

Oceans are home to most of the life on our planet. They regulate climate by absorbing carbon dioxide, and provide livelihoods and nutrition to countless individuals. That said, overfishing, pollution, and habitat destruction have degraded ocean health over time. Oceana is the largest advocacy organization focused solely on oceans -- with the goal of making them as healthy and abundant as they once were.

To learn more about our partnership with Oceana, click here.

US orders are processed within 1-2 business days and take 3-5 business days for shipping within the continental US. Typically east coast orders will take about 3 days to ship, while west coast orders may take up to 5 days. Hawaii and Alaska take 7-10 days for shipping. 

Australia orders shipping from our warehouse in Australia are processed within 1-2 business days. If shipping with Parcel Post, same-state orders take 2-4 business days and interstate orders will take 3-6 business days. Express Post orders also process within 1-2 business days, but same-state orders take 1-2+ business days and interstate takes 1-3+ business days.

International orders are processed within 1-4 business days and take 7-10 days for shipping.

Free returns for any unworn product that is still in its original packaging within 30 days of purchase. We want you to be happy with your purchase :)

• Fit for US Men’s Shoe Sizes: Small (4-8), Medium (8-13), Large (13+)
• Fit for US Women’s Shoe Sizes: Small (5-9), Medium (9-14), Large (14+)
• If you’re between sizes, size down for a tighter fit

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Squidward Socks that Protect Oceans

$10.00

power and purpose in every purchase.

every purchase gives back to world changing nonprofits

sustainably sourced with the planet in mind

premium quality that feels better and lasts longer

hundreds of happy 5-star reviews (and counting)

your happiness guaranteed. we promise

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Overall rating: 4.9185185 / 5 from 135 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

Squidward Socks that Protect Oceans are appreciated for their design, colors, and quality. Customers love the turquoise design and the great colors, while also noting the high quality and the positive cause it supports.

Summary topics

  • Design Appeal (9%): It was highlighted by customers that the design of the product is loved and appreciated by many others.
  • Color Quality (11%): It was observed by customers that the colors of the product were great and top-notch.
  • Cause Support (6%): It was noted by customers that the socks are of great quality and offer good quality for a great cause.
  • Product Quality (24%): A significant number of customers appreciated the great quality of the socks, mentioning it multiple times.

Review topics: ["size","fit","colors","gift","quality","design","look","socks","comfort","pattern","customer service","cause","dogs","fan","cats","prints","pair","brand","son","order"].

Review highlights

  • "Great quality socks, great cause, great characters!"Denise L.
  • "Great quality and nice designs!"Kellie R.
  • "I love the design and colors!"Elaina P.

Reviews

SpongeBob nice socks

"Bought for my 9 year old. She loves them. They are great quality. The design is good and they are comfortable. I bought the set for crazy sock day so she can mix up the pairs."

Latasha K. (5/5)

Adorable

"These Patrick socks are so cute and comfy! They're the perfect fir for my feet, and I love that they have such a thick sole."

Celina T. (5/5)

Cute and comfy

"I really like the quality of these socks, and the design on them. They fit great too!"

Celina T. (5/5)

SpongeBob Socks

"Nice socks. I’d suggest Size Small socks for US W 8. 5 shoe size. Size small is a snug fit, slightly tight around calves. Size Medium fits but bunches up in your shoes. Socks stay up."

Gloria P. (5/5)

sponge bob 4 pk

"Awesome colors , quality (love cotton!), and a big thank you for allowing us to support such great causes!"

Leah D. (5/5)

Yellow sponge Bob

"Thrilled I found yellow sponge Bob socks!"

scott n. (5/5)

too cute! buy them

"great socks - fun, comfortable and a lose fit or not binding"

Jane B. (5/5)

"Really good quality. Medium thick and cushy, vibrant colors"

Catherine (5/5)

Catdog

"Love the print! The design is great and they’re very comfortable. I love cats and dogs so this was an easy pick for me!"

Stephanie c. (5/5)

Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick… socks!

"I really like this collab! Socks are soft and comfy and support a great cause. (I care a lot about ocean conservation. ) Love the fun colors too. I hope Conscious Step does more cartoon collabs in the future."

Joey H. (5/5)

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